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i got the promotion

as of yesterday, im now officially world sales leader of toys r us

me: im very detail orientated!

interviewer: your skirts inside out

im being interviewed by upper management in an hour to see if I qualify for a promotion I’m so nervous @_@

going to a casino B)

my best friends mom is giving me a joint for my birthday is this the real life is this just fantasy

FIRST LEGAL ALCOHOL PURCHASE

FIRST LEGAL ALCOHOL PURCHASE

m so drunk omg mario party wad a bad idea lmfao send me askskkksss ;)

about to play Mario party but I want to turn it into a drinking game. So far I’m thinking take a shot every time you gain/lose a star, winner of the battle minigames must take a shot, if you generally own someone/are the person being owned, landing on bowser is double shots for everyone

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